How is it possible...?

How is it possible that we can clone sheep, make hair grow where it shouldnt, and fucking take a brain out of someones head, and replace it with someone elses...but for some reason I feel like my nose has been injected with cement, and my throat feels like it's got a tasty case of gonorrhea? Here is my conclusion. The common cold bugs you, but will rarely kill you. The Cure for the common cold would be like inventing gum that never lost its flavor. You would only have to buy once piece. But in-fucking-stead, I end up going to cvs, and buying $78 dollars worth of cough drops, ibprofein, nasal spray, Day Time Cough Syrup, Night Time Cough Syrup, and a little fuckin oompa loompa to sing me a riddle about how I should have washed my hands before touching my eyes, nose or mouth. And I'm probably gonna have to do this two more times this year. You greedy fuckin bastards...