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Ever get that feeling like your hot and bothered? Or you cant sit straight?.....UPS packed the box a bit to tight? Let me solve your problem in two words; GOLD BOND. I first discovered the powdered version of heaven (not what your thinking cokeys) when I lived in new york. Walking down the streets, sweat, friction...its only a matter of time before you start walking like you just played catcher the night prior. Gold bond will make you feel like you are on vacation in Fiji 24 hours a day. Its kinda like air conditioning for your balls / taint / inner thigh, alley area.... As my good friend R.A. would say...go ahead - "Treat Yourself".