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Cans

Ramm ND, a Russian designer, with a touch of genius, designed these aesthetically pleasing work of art from our normal can drink packaging. See them all HERE.

Taco Plate - Need Now!

Buy it HERE.

Love Design, Milan

Showcasing at Via Carlo Botta 8, Milan this week has been Love Design, an art and design project that claims to explore “the multifaceted relationship between design and positive feelings....Highlights include ‘Traces of an Imaginary Affair’ by Björn Franke, a set of nine tools that leave marks on the body, such as bite marks, carpert burns, bondage marks, love bites, scratches and bruises...More HERE.

Bacone

A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.

Beer Chips - Wow

It's one thing to snack on chips while drinking beer, but what about snacking on chips that taste like beer? Buy Beer Chips HERE. Buy Cargo Shorts and Polo's HERE. Find some more inspiration HERE.

$20 Artificial Knee for Patients in Developing Worlds

Kamal used a prosthetic knee joint, developed by Stanford’s JaipurKnee Project team, during prototype testing last August. The knee joint was on display April 8 at the university’s annual Cool Product Expo.
More HERE.

Dopest Sink Ever

Check it out HERE.

Le Whif

The "whif" is a revolutionary new way of eating chocolate, by breathing it...More HERE

Fucking Genius Marketing (Asher Roth)

Flexible Cell Phone

Charting the future of cell phone technology, Kyocera recently unveiled a kinetic energy-powered phone that is capable of folding up like a wallet....More HERE.

Somali Pirates Attacked by Thousands of Dolphins

"Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday. The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.".....more HERE.

Crime-Scene Bathroom Accessories

These should make a first date interesting...Buy them HERE.

Costa Rican Airplane Hotel

The airplane was transported piece by piece from the San Jose airport to its current resting place on a pedestal 50 feet above the beach....More HERE.

Zen Blocks

Stack em, stare at them, juggle them, jiggle them (Pause). They will keep you at peace. Buy them here.

Life Should Always Be Like This

Circumcision

Circumcision is one of those things...eashh!!.....but good thing huh?

-Shalom

Who Says?

Who says it's respectable to wear a suit and tie. Why are you showing courtesy. In fact what is the point of the tie? What if I wanna wear a white Tee and Dickies to a wedding?... I'd make sure they were clean, probably brand new. Just sayin...why?

TV

I'm about to seriously fuck you over- Next time you are watching TV, please, take two seconds and put that shit on mute....look around...and ask yourself, "what the fuck am i doing?" Its a weird phenomenon that absorbs 99% of our nation. We sit..... and stare, sometimes while eating a never ending box of goldfish. Obviously there is the 4% that has on CSPAN. But you know...youuuuuu know, that when you get home after a long day at the office, school, or community service; All you want to do is get back into your heroin addictive show, that is apparently reality, how ever slightly scripted for the sake of entertainment purposes, so in actuality its just low budget acting with a never ending story. But don't worry, you would never watch a soap opera or anything like that, that would be too trashy. Shit....I love it too, I just don't have the answer.

Quicky:

Thought For The Day:

"How much do you bench?" - is the douchiest question you can ask.

Probably right up there with, "how much ed hardy do you own?" or "bro, why isn't your collar popped?".....or "hey dude, can you help me shave my chest for the lacrosse game"

...fuckin D-Bags.

Eminem - "We Made You" Music Video

I Am A Supporter Of:

Ever get that feeling like your hot and bothered? Or you cant sit straight?.....UPS packed the box a bit to tight? Let me solve your problem in two words; GOLD BOND. I first discovered the powdered version of heaven (not what your thinking cokeys) when I lived in new york. Walking down the streets, sweat, friction...its only a matter of time before you start walking like you just played catcher the night prior. Gold bond will make you feel like you are on vacation in Fiji 24 hours a day. Its kinda like air conditioning for your balls / taint / inner thigh, alley area.... As my good friend R.A. would say...go ahead - "Treat Yourself".

How is it possible...?

How is it possible that we can clone sheep, make hair grow where it shouldnt, and fucking take a brain out of someones head, and replace it with someone elses...but for some reason I feel like my nose has been injected with cement, and my throat feels like it's got a tasty case of gonorrhea? Here is my conclusion. The common cold bugs you, but will rarely kill you. The Cure for the common cold would be like inventing gum that never lost its flavor. You would only have to buy once piece. But in-fucking-stead, I end up going to cvs, and buying $78 dollars worth of cough drops, ibprofein, nasal spray, Day Time Cough Syrup, Night Time Cough Syrup, and a little fuckin oompa loompa to sing me a riddle about how I should have washed my hands before touching my eyes, nose or mouth. And I'm probably gonna have to do this two more times this year. You greedy fuckin bastards...

Thought for the Day:

When a girl says she has to pee: She has to pee.

When a girl says she has to use the restroom: She has to poo.

Are You Fuckin Kidding Me?

While I'm getting anxiety about weather or not the fuckin drink cart is gonna run over my foot, peeps on Swiss International flights will be dinning it up like they're at fuckin Chateau Marmot. Can a brother get some peanuts at least...shit.

More HERE.

Don't Sleep on Travel Hygiene

Besides parking tickets and a fully loaded clip, my glove compartment is filled with Dental Dots, Mini Flossers, tongue scrubbers, gum and mints......I am about to save a grip load of space by investing in the above product. The Colgate Wisp. This mini-me dental visit is less than 3 inches long and will make you feel like you can make Kobe miss a lay-up by smiling directly at him. It includes a mini brush surrounding a bubble of mouthwash that pops when you start scrubbin. After the rubdown (pause), you can use the friendly tooth pick to get out any left over blueberry seeds from your morning Jamba juice. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

Things could be worse...

Knife Comb

Outsiders would have dug these for sure.

Shit Don't Stank

How is it that this whole bathroom is fuckin cooler than anything I own...actually I saw some pretty bad ass RV's on HGTV this weekend too. Yeah I enjoy a little bit of HGTV sometimes, what of it? Bryan Boyer designed this bathroom, and hopefully one day I'll get to go number two in something as dope as it. Check the whole bathroom out here.

When Shit Hits The Fan

Here's what happens when you get sick and have nothing to do but surf the web. You stumble across a website like this, When Shit Hits The Fan.com. You start reading about all these crazy ass "survivalist" and when you're hopped up on meds...you kinda start to give into it a little. I was researching how to make stoves out of broken beer bottles....how to clean myself with rocks...how to purify swamp water...and lets just say that I'm ready for anything. Spent the rest of my weekend playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and watching army and espionage movies...

Asher Roth Is On To Something

Not sure why, but something about an average white dude who is rapping about average college day life, something that I have always been against, is intriguing to me... and quite honestly makes me feel a little bummed out that I'm not spending a chunk of my life slacking off and waisting time. His second video (above) is dope too, possibly because he references Kelly Kapowski, and calls himself the blumpkin king...what up 90's Kids.