How is it possible that we can clone sheep, make hair grow where it shouldnt, and fucking take a brain out of someones head, and replace it with someone elses...but for some reason I feel like my nose has been injected with cement, and my throat feels like it's got a tasty case of gonorrhea? Here is my conclusion. The common cold bugs you, but will rarely kill you. The Cure for the common cold would be like inventing gum that never lost its flavor. You would only have to buy once piece. But in-fucking-stead, I end up going to cvs, and buying $78 dollars worth of cough drops, ibprofein, nasal spray, Day Time Cough Syrup, Night Time Cough Syrup, and a little fuckin oompa loompa to sing me a riddle about how I should have washed my hands before touching my eyes, nose or mouth. And I'm probably gonna have to do this two more times this year. You greedy fuckin bastards...
Monday, April 6, 2009
How is it possible...?
Thought for the Day:
When a girl says she has to pee: She has to pee.
When a girl says she has to use the restroom: She has to poo.
Are You Fuckin Kidding Me?
While I'm getting anxiety about weather or not the fuckin drink cart is gonna run over my foot, peeps on Swiss International flights will be dinning it up like they're at fuckin Chateau Marmot. Can a brother get some peanuts at least...shit.
More HERE.
Don't Sleep on Travel Hygiene
Besides parking tickets and a fully loaded clip, my glove compartment is filled with Dental Dots, Mini Flossers, tongue scrubbers, gum and mints......I am about to save a grip load of space by investing in the above product. The Colgate Wisp. This mini-me dental visit is less than 3 inches long and will make you feel like you can make Kobe miss a lay-up by smiling directly at him. It includes a mini brush surrounding a bubble of mouthwash that pops when you start scrubbin. After the rubdown (pause), you can use the friendly tooth pick to get out any left over blueberry seeds from your morning Jamba juice. Go fuck yourself San Diego.
Shit Don't Stank
How is it that this whole bathroom is fuckin cooler than anything I own...actually I saw some pretty bad ass RV's on HGTV this weekend too. Yeah I enjoy a little bit of HGTV sometimes, what of it? Bryan Boyer designed this bathroom, and hopefully one day I'll get to go number two in something as dope as it. Check the whole bathroom out here.
When Shit Hits The Fan
Here's what happens when you get sick and have nothing to do but surf the web. You stumble across a website like this, When Shit Hits The Fan.com. You start reading about all these crazy ass "survivalist" and when you're hopped up on meds...you kinda start to give into it a little. I was researching how to make stoves out of broken beer bottles....how to clean myself with rocks...how to purify swamp water...and lets just say that I'm ready for anything. Spent the rest of my weekend playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and watching army and espionage movies...
Asher Roth Is On To Something
Not sure why, but something about an average white dude who is rapping about average college day life, something that I have always been against, is intriguing to me... and quite honestly makes me feel a little bummed out that I'm not spending a chunk of my life slacking off and waisting time. His second video (above) is dope too, possibly because he references Kelly Kapowski, and calls himself the blumpkin king...what up 90's Kids.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Untill Further Notice
Unfortunately, life is so awesomely hectic right now, and there is no time for blogging....So do yourself a favor and check back next month. In the mean time...check out The Phuckery, where you can get your zen on....or visit ShanePowers.com where you can give in to what you're really thinking but don't want to admit it. Hopefully the combination of both will return here soon. Aloha
Friday, February 13, 2009
Boy, Alfie Patten is father at 13.
Boy dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.” 
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. ...More Here.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Kidney Removed Through Vagina
Early this week, a surgeon successfully removed a healthy kidney through a donor's vagina for transplantation, the first operation of its kind. The donor and the recipent, the donor's niece, are both recovering. Typically, removing the kidney requires a six-inch incision through the belly and the donor is in the hospital for several days after. With the new procedure, the donor could likely go home in a day.
Supra Spring 2009 Vaider Hi......Pow
Have a detailed look at all colorways of the Supra Spring 2009 Vaider Hi HERE.
Dear Michael Vick
Nature will prevail Michael Vick, you fuckin cocksucker.
-JS, SP, and anyone with .01% of a heart. (ShanePowers.com)
Fossils found of 42-foot-long snake
Researchers have unveiled fossils of the world's largest snake, a 42-foot-long relative of the boa constrictor. Paleontologists from the University of Toronto dubbed the species Titanoboa cerrejonensis for the Cerrejón region of northern Colombia where they found the remains.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Denny's Free Breakfast for America
On Tuesday, 2/3/09, from 6:00am to 2:00pm, all Denny's restaurants in the United States will be offering a Grand Slam Breakfast for free! Find your local Denny's HERE.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
What the fuh.
Virginity Auction Trend: Over
One woman auctions her virginity off for more than $3 million and gets famous and look what happens.
Ebay Listing:
"Welcome! You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!
I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me! You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable! Don't have to use condoms!
Feel free to e-mail any questions! Bank Deposit accepted only! Enjoy! Thankyou! Good Luck!"...more HERE.
....woah
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Balloons
Italian magazine Domus' cover features photographer Paul Graves' photo of a balloon constructed person and his innards...More HERE.
Black Light Tattoo of a Skeleton
It's invisible in normal light, but under black light, everyone gets X-ray spex.
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